Sunday, October 26, 2008

A dream

I had a strange dream yesterday night/today morning - that one of my childhood friends passed away in a car accident and I am weeping as if my world has sunk.
Is it normal? Should I send an email to my friend to know if she is alright or will it sound too bizarre?

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Americanization of Indian...

Feelings/habits of an Indian student:

  • Elation
  • Loneliness
  • Independence
  • Work hard
  • Sleep late
  • Miss lunch
  • Skip dinner
  • Download are fast!
  • Dinner at lunch time
  • Snack at 4 in the morning
  • Check emails in morning even before brushing your teeth
  • Donal Knuth is God
  • Sergey, Brin are demi-God
  • Adoring gori skin
  • Perpetually asking "damn, why does this not happen in India?"
  • Come to terms with right-hand driving
  • Come to terms with power switches
  • Buy power adapters to fit American sockets
  • No littering (bah!)
  • No power cuts
  • Watch streaming videos (wow! this is what is called broadband)
  • Drink water directly from tap (no RO filter/aquaguard/zero-B)
  • Download entire DVD of Debian in 4 hours (now this is bandwidth! Is anybody listening in India?)
  • Laptops are cheap
  • Food is expensive (darn, can't get to eat outside)
  • $1 = Rs 45
  • Multiply everything by 45, sigh at how expensive things are and don't buy them
  • Sigh at food lovingly, multiply by 45, grumble, buy it anyways (heck, you can't survive without food)
  • Create a Facebook profile (no Orkut, dumb world)
  • Everything given in lbs, divide by 2.2 to get number of kilograms
  • Multiply distance by 1.6 to get idea of distance (miles to kilometers)
  • 1 gallon = 3.76 liters
  • When they say 60 degrees outside, it's not hot. In fact, it's too cold. (60 American degrees - fahrenheit~ 15 Indian degrees - celsius)
  • Subway is a perfectly good option for dinner
  • Orange juice = water
  • Beer = water
  • Pepsi/Coke = water

Feel free to add more...